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Kyushu Team Championships Video: My Four Fights

I put this together. I am quite pleased with the way it turned out! Enjoy. Oh, and I don’t want to be all DUR I ARE UNDERSTAND TEH SYMBOLISM AND EVERYFINZ! but I thought the words to the Coldplay song “Lost” were pretty appropriate…


Two more observations that have come to me with a little reflection about the tournament, and that might help others out.

1: Progress in action:

No matter how you feel you are doing, if you are training regularly, you are probably improving. Last time I competed as a blue belt I felt way out of my league, right at the bottom of the pile. It was hard to imagine beating some of the guys I was up against. This time, I disposed of a couple without too much hassle, and find myself in the warm, sweaty confines of the middle of the pile. Definite progress happening there.

2: You don’t have to be intimidating or aggressive to win fights:

I was smiling all day, shaking the hands of my opponents before the fight, and generally being my normal jovial self. That didn’t stop me from performing well. It was a lesson that I am glad I learnt, after questioning my state of mind a lot in recent months and not knowing how to act on the mats; if I needed to be aggressive or intimidating or not. The answer, I proved to myself, is that you don’t have to be.

And did you see this? Awesome!

First Ever Kyushu Team Championships: Success!

Bam! Crunch! Sniff!

And then it was done.

This past Sunday was the inaugural Kyushu Team BJJ Championship at the Kasuya Dome.

There was a reasonable turnout with most schools and organisations in the area well represented save Axis, who have their own tournaments to attend to now.

I entered my category (up to 70kg, Pena or Featherweight) and the absolute, both with the gi. There was a small no-gi tournament held aswell.

My friend Patrick was competing, you can read his write-up, as well as some great tournament tips, over at the lovely Murasaki BJJ.

Well let me just some up the two best parts of the day, in order of importance. First, I got a silver medal. Second, the team I am a part of, Paraestra Hakata, took home the first place plaque in the Team Championships.

The biggest thing I took away from this tournament is what I learned about my mindset. This was the first time I had ever competed feeling truly relaxed. I have to say a big thank you to Caleb (and Chris Moriarty) at the Fightworks Podcast for the excellent episodes on handling pre-competition nerves.

The night before the comp, I was about a kilo overweight. I had a light lunch and a light dinner and went for a jog. It was the best jog I have ever been on. There was a chill in the air, so I wrapped up warm. I chose some inspirational songs on my ipod and started pounding the pavement. I went quite far, to places around my area that I have never been to. It was dark, with the quiet suburban streets illuminated in pools of light thrown down by the occasional lamp-post. I circled a big lake that I had never been around before, and each time my foot hit the pavement I reinforced some ideas to myself.

I convinced myself that I was a legitimate BJJ blue belt with a chance to win as long as I showed my best game. I had a kind of mantra going around in my head:

I have the skill.

I have the experience.

I have the stamina.

I have enough strength.

I have the support.

I wasn’t pumping myself up to be some kind of superman, I was just convincing myself that I deserved to be there like everyone else and if I did my best then I could get a good result.

I got home drenched in sweat but feeling great and hopped on the scales almost a kilo under the allowed weight, which made me feel even better. I slept like a baby.

Approaching the venue the next morning I felt the usual trepidation but it was not that bad at all. I met up with the other members of Paraestra Hakata which gave me a big boost.

Remembering Moriarty’s advice, I tried my best to be relaxed even if I didn’t feel it, and in fact faking it made it much easier to actually relax.

There was a minor hiccup though… my pleasant surprise at seeing Mitsuyoshi Hayakawa with a referee uniform on sharply transformed into underwear-filling worry as he look at my gi pants and told me, in an infuriatingly casual way, that they were illegal and I couldn’t compete in them. Luckily someone from the dojo was on hand to lend me his magic pants and save the day.

Warming up for my first fight I concentrated on what was happening on the mats to take my mind off things, cheering on my team mates and generally having a good time. I didn’t warm up particularly extensively this time and it worked out better for me, I felt fresh and explosive when the fight came rather than soft and warm. I seem to have a problem where I almost feel sleepy before my fights so I gave myself a good slapping all over my body to wake myself up and that really worked, too.

My judo training has paid off and although I am not likely to chuck anyone on their head anytime soon, I felt comfortable enough standing not to be afraid of anything they could throw at me, and I think it showed.

The first fight went better than I could have hoped. I couldn’t secure a grip on his arm or lapel so I shot weakly for his leg, pulled a kind of  guard, then noticed immediately that his balance wasn’t set. I surprised myself by pulling off a kind of spinning sweep to get to half guard. I worked for the pass,  almost got that, noticed that his collar was nice and loose and my arm was all the way around his head so I sunk in one of my favourite chokes. It was deep as he started to sweep me, so I allowed him to do it and locked my legs over his head. To his credit he held on a long time with the choke fully on. He gurgled a bit and I worried about how long my fingers could hold his collar, but eventually he tapped (just the once) before kind of sagging a bit. I looked at the ref to check and he called the fight.

I slapped the mat in triumph and felt a huge pressure lifted from my shoulders… My parents had come over from England and were there, my wife and baby were there, my friends were there… I had started well.

In the finals I went up against a guy with a crazy shaved mullet. I knew instantly that I was in trouble. Anybody with a haircut that bad has to be tough. Sure enough he kind of flopped to the ground and managed to suck me into a triangle. I think I defended well, and managed to pop my head out but left my arm flapping and he took it and bent it the wrong way. At that moment, I was very pleased to be a blue belt. He secured my hand, raised his hips, I had barely tapped once and he let go. My hat is off to him. If we were white belts that probably would have ended with me being able to touch my left elbow with my cold, limp left hand about now.

I knew I had bagged the silver and I honestly wasn’t that disappointed. I could feel that he was much, much stronger than me, and though I would have liked to see how the match would have gone had I escaped the submission properly, I think he would have won.

Next up was the absolute match, and I was matched up against one of the bad guys from a Bruce Lee movie. He was short and stocky with a bald head and a sinister goatee. This was probably my best performance in a competition ever and definitely my most enjoyable match. My plan was to sit down and work my open or de la riva guard because I didn’t really want to tangle with someone heavier than me standing. I pulled the de la riva but he just kicked my legs away, repeatedly, which surprised me. Nobody has ever used that tactic on me in the dojo. Eventually I sat up for a takedown which he defended but I followed up with a butterfly sweep to get two points. From then on it was smooth sailing as I basically passed his guard, mounted him and took knee on belly at will. I couldn’t quite believe what was going on. I forgot to check the points at the end but there were sixes, fours, threes, and twos all over the shop. It was superb.

In the next round of the open weight I took on a very small and unassuming guy. I looked at him before our fight and he just stood there, not really moving, eyes down, almost half my size. I thought, I’m either going to destroy him or be destroyed.

I came up with the idea to flying triangle him, as you do. I planned to get a deep grip over his back with my long arms, secure and arm, then hop over it into the triangle.

I got quite a long grip and then he ninja’d the fuck out of me, jumping and spinning into the most perfect flying armbar I had ever seen. It was deeeeeeep, right up to my shoulder, and instantly I was in pain. I defended for a while but he left me absolutely nowhere to go except down, and as I fell on my face I tapped, just in time for my shoulder and elbow to make a delightful crunching sound.

I had been destroyed but I still had a smile on my face. The little guy gave me hope for the future… I want to be able to beat bigger people, just like he did.

So I had mixed feelings as the day wore on. Relief, happiness, some mild disappointment at not proceeding further in the tournament, but overall, satisfaction. Then I heard the announcement over the loudspeaker just in time… Paraestra Hakata, my team, had come in first overall at this, the inaugural Kyushu Team Championships. A cheer pealed forth from all of us, louder and more emotional than I expected, and Tomari-san accepted the plaque beaming with pride. It felt absolutely amazing to have given something back to our instructor who always gives us so much. He is at the corner for every one of our fights, always swapping with another referee so he can coach us, and it is his voice that cuts through all the others to tell us what to do, what to grip, to keep calm, not to give up…

We took home loads of medals in the white and blue divisions and in the no-gi, too. Even thinking about it now I get a little tingle of excitement when I think that we won as a team, and that we did Tomari-san proud. We threw him up in the air and he gave us a little speech, gave out a couple of blue belts to the white belts (two of whom met each other in the final of their category), then we staggered home.

Video in coming days!

BJJ Nov. 2: Start good, finish bad!

Just a quick summary today.

Did an eight-minute round robin first, usual rules: sub or points, you are out. I stayed in for the whole eight minutes, subbing most people, sweeping others. I felt great.

Had two hard-fought spars in a row against Hashimoto, one of those BJJ “white belts” with years of experience as a semi-professional MMA-ist. He also weighs 84 kilos to my 69. Highlight for me was taking his back and cradle choking him. Lowlight was repeatedly being reversed triangled from side control.

I was exhausted from those spars, then I fought Tomari-san, gave it everything I had, got destroyed, and was ready to go home and pass out. But I was asked to participate in a mini-competition to help one of our purple belts practice refereeing, as he is training to become a ref. I reluctantly agreed and was matched up against Hashimoto, again. Like many Japanese he is an exceedingly nice guy but on the mats he is a total bone-crusher. I sat down into guard and worked the de la riva, actually nearly sweeping to take the back but he was just too savvy and too strong. He pass my guard, got side control and got me with that infernal reverse triangle (even after showing me the defense minutes earlier). I could tell my coach was disappointed, and I was disappointed.

Now, I hate to make excuses… hmm, that’s not right. I don’t mind making excuses. But basically I felt really shit about that. I was completely exhausted from giving it my all in the 2-hour training session before. The guy is a semi-pro fighter with 14 kilos on me. Blah blah blah. We went again but it was the same story. I was weak like girl. I got kimura’d from the mount. Grrr.

I’m not one to brood, and I can usually make a positive spin on anything, but right after that, I felt shit. I didn’t want to do that mini-competition because I knew I had shot my load during class. So I kind of disappeared into the changing room grumbling to myself.

I came out later a bit more on top of things and Tomari-san tried to make me feel better which was cool, by saying not to worry, he only just beats Hashimoto-san with the gi, and usually loses to him without the gi. That actually made me feel a lot better, but still it felt pretty crap to be completely crushed twice in a row in front of the whole class, and Tomari-san.

I will take it easy this week in class, just work on my strength, cardio and technique for the competition on Sunday.

Renzoku! BJJ Oct. 28, Judo Oct. 29

BJJ:

Did a six-minute round robin spar and I felt great. The rules were, change partners when a point or sub was scored (this is known as a “drill” in Japan.) I managed to stay on the whole six minutes, scoring points on Ide-san (purple belt), Patrick of Murasaki BJJ (blue belt), a shooto guy who is training BJJ, and then I survived a minute with Iwakiri-san (purple belt.)

It all went downhill from there. I sparred with Philippo, our resident super-monster. I could do nothing but basically defend his pass for six minutes and regain guard when he did pass, and it completely killed me. For the duration of the class, I was a hunk of meat covered in a gi that people could rip chunks out of at will. Still, good for the stamina, I kept lurching on.

A change in my work schedule meant I could make it to Wednesday night judo at Noma Junior High School, which was great. We did the usual brutal warmup, and then went straight into ground sparring.

I was feeling pretty good, playing around with the kids and the odd judo guy. Then I went up against Maraiga, a very solid, national-level police judoka. I am always intimidated by him because he is very strong and very experienced. I practically flopped onto my back and allowed him to straight armbar me. This knocked the cobwebs out a little though and as we went again, I tackled him to the ground, passed his guard immediately, took knee-on-belly, then mount, then almost sunk in an ezekiel. The man has a neck like an elephant’s leg though so I couldn’t finish it, but it felt good.

Once I had snapped out of being intimidated, I could stretch my legs a bit.

I went up against a rather large judo black belt next. Everybody warned me about how tough he was, but this time I didn’t allow myself to get intimidated. I pulled guard and got the triangle immediately, but he was another judo-bred, tree-trunk necked hard man, so I transitioned to the armbar and got that. That felt very good indeed.

During tachi-waza I held my own and even managed to land a judo throw or two… uchi mata, which is fast becoming my go-to throw, as well as a footsweep. As I am competing in a week I was allowed to continue fighting after being taken down and was allowed to do unorthodox throws/takedowns. I am slowly building my confidence in the standup game, and a little confidence is all I need so that I can relax and let a couple of techniques just flow out of me during the competition.

Super-mecha update with nice pics! + BJJ 25 Oct.

I had a very enjoyable weekend. On Saturday night, Ide-san, my friend from BJJ and the don of Noma Judo and OJJ, invited me, my wife and my kid, and some other very nice people from BJJ/Judo, to his place for dinner.

He has an awesome house… all open plan, with a sunken kitchen… it feels like walking into an izakaya (homely bar). Plus the area near the entrance is paved with jiu jitsu mats! Red and blue tatami cover a quarter of the room. There were training aids everywhere, judo trophies piled up, jiu jitsu medals hanging on the walls, even a knotted ninja rope for climbing up to the open second floor. Basically it was my dream house.

We had good food (motsu-nabe - intestine hot pot!), good beer, good whiskey, and good conversations.

Then on Sunday, nursing a very mild hangover, I taught a class at the dojo. We did a simple collar choke, the tripod or scythe sweep from open guard, a variation of that from de la riva guard, then some half guard basics followed by the lockdown/old school combo. The half guard stuff was maybe a bit too difficult both for me to teach and most of the guys there (white belts) to pick up, but it was a two hour class and I had to fill the time with something! And besides, there are plenty of whitebelts out there very familiar with this stuff so it behooves us all to get to know it!

Sparring was fun. I was super-relaxed and it was probably the best I have rolled in ages. I really hope I can relax in competition. I have never felt mentally so good before a fight, I hope I am able to keep this state of relaxed determination. I’m not attached to winning, but I’m attached to reaching my potential (which should lead to winning!)

After that, we went as a family to a temple where you can leave a stone with your child’s name and date of birth and wishes on it, for good luck. I took some ART photographs. You can see that they are ART because they are black and white obviously.

On the way home we stopped in my favourite Starbucks, where I could drink a coffee and look at the tons of Japanese MMA-related magazines on offer.

Then, last night I sowed on my Fightworks Podcast gi patch, which I will wear with pride at the next All-Kyushu Team BJJ Championships!

Overall, a great weekend.

Anderson Silva… unfortunate.

I read a lot of talk that Anderson Silva was being disrespectful, that he was being “a jerk”…

I don’t think the man has a mean bone in his body. Did you see “All Access”? The guy looks like he is petitioning for sainthood. The very model of a modern gentlemen, albeit one who likes to obliterate people’s noses with his knees.

Silva just made a bad decision. He clearly wanted to stretch his legs a little, like Fedor has done in the past. I remember a few interviews where Fedor stated that he wanted his fights to last a little longer and to put on entertaining fights. Silva tried to be entertaining.

He had three options in front of him:

  • Kill Patrick Cote immediately and go home without breaking a sweat (again)
  • Dance around a little, stretch those legs and arms, make those months of training feel worth it
  • Breakdance around the ring before biting Steve Mazagatti’s head off, playing basketball with it, then chewing off the moustache and draping it over a piece of sushi before tucking into it all the while tapdancing on Cote’s face
  • All of the above

Silva just decided, let’s stretch this out a bit, let’s have some fun. Sure he showboated but so fucking what? He at least tried to give the impression that the match was vaguely close.

The ending has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth. I think that if it had ended with Silva advancing on Cote, as he was doing, and then pulverising him with a few flicks of his limbs–rather than ending with Patrick Cote bunny hopping, yelping, folding in half and squirming around on the floor like a salt-covered jellyfish–everyone on the whole would have been jolly pleased that they got to see more than a few seconds of Anderson Silva action.

Last Man Standing… Greatest Frikkin’ Show Ever

The second series of Last Man Standing, a BBC-produced show that pits six athletes against tribes from around the world, has started.

The net-savvy among you will be able to find the whole of season one and the ongoing season two around teh intarwebz, and I highly recommend downloading it. Or watch it on TV if you are in Blighty. Or on the BBC iPlayer thing.

The first two episodes have been stellar. First they were stick fighting in Ethiopa, then in the most recent episode, they wrestled in Burkina Faso. Each episode is beautifully shot and very well edited. High drama, high emotion, and a group of instantly likeable (and dislikeable) characters.

Honestly I get quite affected by each show, as by the end they have bonded with their ever-gracious hosts, learnt something about the wild environment they were thrust into, and pushed themselves beyond what they thought possible.

Anybody out there watch this show?


UFC All Access: Anderson Silva

Definitely worth watching. Before I used to just like Anderson Silva. Now I think he RULES.

You might have to download some widget thing to watch it but I think it’s pretty safe.

Teaching on Sunday! And an old video… and stuff.

Tomari-san has to go and support Sugi-pro in a Shu-gra (shooto grappling) match somewhere on Sunday, so he asked me to teach. I’m very pleased about this as I love teaching and I hope to have a club myself one day.

I think I’m going to do collar chokes, and maybe a sweep or two.

Also I was cleaning out my hard drive and found this old video. Seeing as the last five videos I have put up have been me getting my clock cleaned, here is a video of me putting some moves on a white belt to the strains of Massive Attack.


It’s Official… Entry List for Kyushu Team Championships is out

Here.

Surprisingly sparse… Four people in my weight including me! Only need to win two fights for the gold…

I’m doing absolute, too, only four people there, too!

It’s going to be rough because I have all sorts of things going on in my life before this competition, not least of which is my family coming to stay to see the baby. That’s going to put a crimper on my training but no matter if I turn up with baby puke over my shoulder and celebratory barbecue spare rib sauce dripping from my lips with rings around my eyes, I’m going to be there and I’m not going to be walked over by anyone.

Yosh! Ganbarimasu!